HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID
(Source: yilk)
Happy 413!
I originally planned to have all four beta kids, but I started this yesterday and didn’t have time to finish it. I’ll try and get a version with the other two done tomorrow! I just had to make sure I had SOMETHING posted before I went to bed, hehe. Enjoy these bouncing grimdorks!
The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
How to do The Sex:
- hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her





