- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
a nervous tick motion of the head to the left // andrew bird
over imbibed, under the mister
barely alive we cover the blisters in flannel
though the words we speak are banal
now one of them’s a lie, now one of them’s a lie
you’re what happens when two substances collide
and by all accounts you really should have died
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
OH YES IT’S BACK
lets pray for the people going though their scene phase right now
are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside
I had to look up this song… and I apparently know it. what
- Normal people thinking about death: Who will attend my funeral?
- Me: Who will tell my Internet friends?